I got drunk in vegas

Probably the most boring confession I've read. You've won a prize, or would have won, if I could actually be bothered to give a **. Boring **.

Saying you were drunk is **. You would have done this anyways. People only do stuff when they're drunk that they secretly want to do for real but they have to get drunk so they can claim an excuse. The only regret you should have is that you have to get drunk to do what you really want to do.