I cant dirty talk.

I am a very adventurous guy. I have had s** with women ranging from 14 to 64. I have been tied up. I have been f***** with a strapon. I have sucked a tranny´s d***. I have had another man´s c** on my face. I have tied up women to tables and done them a***. I have licked so much p**** and ass that it has damaged a tooth. (I eat p**** at an angle in such a way that the mound rubs on my left incisor). I have slept with married women. I even have felt up my sister in her sleep.

But the one thing I can´t seem to do is to talk dirty.

Go figure.