Biggest joke

Dear god,
Thank you for having the power to end hunger and doing nothing. Thank you for having the power to stop evil and doing nothing. Thank you for world peace that doesnt exist. Thank you for creating man with sin and blaming man for sinning, its totally not childish. Thank you for sacrificing yourself to yourself as a loophole to fix unjust rules that you created in the first place and then creating people dumb enough to believe this makes those rules just. Thank you for talking to one man at a time and never groups of people or leaving any provable, verifyable evidence for your existence. Thank you for the impossible idea of omnipotence that you bask in the glory of. Thank you for making me smart enough to realize you dont exist, and that people who are dumb enough, can be manipulated into believing anything someone with a suit and a podium tells them.

May 29, 2012

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    Oh you're starving and dying? I'll pray for you!

  • WHO EVER POSTED THIS I LOVE IT!!! i have the power to come through the internet and high five ya but...... yeah i dont feel like it

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  • ...Are you on LSD?

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  • wonderful post! I love every line this made me laugh XD

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