This aint no juicy secret...

I am on a mission to become the sexiest person I can be so that I can flaunt my sexiness in front of all the jerks that have crushed me in the past. When I say sexiest I mean doing a complete makeover. From new hair to new b****. I mean my b**** now are okay but I want new ones. I can not wait until I am just smoking hot. Not that I am not hot now I just want to make some improvements. I know I know revenge is unhealthy but hey this isnt REALLy revenge. Its not like Im going out and having s** with my ex best friend or something. Tho if his bestfriend was willing you never know... ;0

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  • well your a fucktard if i ever heard one. you sound like my disgusting cheap w**** ex you fuking b****, she gets her teeth whitened and fake tan and makeup on her fuking face.... she didn't do that when with me, u sound like her, ur both fuking a*******.

  • take it from a dude, dont do the fake t***.
    It doesn't look as good as you think it does

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