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Now I totally hate myself.....how did this happen??
OK, so a couple weeks ago, I inexplicably fell into the pattern of watching reruns of The Hills on Retro MTV early in the mornings, and I've fallen in love with that **, Audrina. She's the most profoundly retarded of all the magnificent retards on that horrid little program, which, of course, by definition, makes her the most profoundly retarded person on the planet, so I have no excuse. And so, I hate myself. And I have to assume, QED, that I, too, am retarded. WTF??!?
Maybe your jealous of her