I was alone in my girlfriends house with her cat. I was sat on the couch and felt a fart brewing. I thought it would be funny if I did it in the cat's face. So I got my a*** out, grabbed the cat's head and shoved its face right inbetween my cheeks, so its nose was literally touching my arsehole. Then I let rip. I could feel the cat writhing and struggling to get away, but I held it in place so it could get the full effect. When I let go it shot upstaires...I've never seen anything move so fast. The next day it disappeared...for good...this was weeks ago and it has completely run away and isn't coming back. My girlfriend is devastated, so obviously I can't tell her the truth. Even though I'm quite proud of the intensity of my farts, I do feel quite bad.