Totally screwed

Quick update: All is well! I got lucky...she ended up having a miscarriage after a month which was awesome on 3 levels: 1) she didn't even gain any weight and her body is better than ever! 2) Now she's on birth control (which I'm paying for but totally worth it) and we don't use condoms anymore and 3) When I thought she was pregnant i had started looking for other girls in case she got fat and unfuckable...I met this amazing redhead who ** like a champ. My life ** rocks!

You are a piece of **. I hope your wife finds out about your girlfriend and i hope your girlfriends find out about each other. You are going to be alone.

I can't wait tip you face GOD on judgement day !!!!!

Your an IDIOT !

Wouldn't it be much easer to just get a vasectomy no need of the pill and condoms so you can die from AIDS

I do not know why I am giving you this advice because I do not like cheaters, but I am feeling charitable today. Did you ever stop to think that maybe another guy is the father and she is just saying it is you? First thing I would do is get a paternity test.

** her mouth one last time, then break all her teeth out. If she still doesn't listen, get her killed.

There are really very, very, very few things in life that are even HALF as ** as being involved with and making love to your mistress while she's pregnant with the illegitimate child that your wife knows nothing about: that is the absolute essence of infidelity, with its thrill of risk-taking, and the deliciousness of it is truly incredible. And it's not to be discarded lightly. You've already tasted a bit of that, with the unprotected pregnancy **, but it just keeps getting better and better, because her hormones keep getting wilder and wilder, and hotter and hotter, and more and more out of control, as she falls deeper and deeper into you and into her reliance on you throughout the pregnancy: the ** becomes unimaginably good, almost desparately so. If you handle it right, and ** her often enough and nasty enough and well enough, she'll do WHATEVER you say to do. But you shouldn't be trying to get her to abort: you should be trying to convince her to keep the child but stay on the side, where the two of you can still raise the child together, but without disclosing the arrangement or the paternity. Being there to see the product of your continuing adultery grow up will keep the fires alive between you and the other woman in your life PERMANENTLY. And those fires burn hotter than any you've ever experienced, MUCH more so than with your wife or any preior mistresses. Keep that "other" woman happy, and keep her dependent on you, and the ** will always be at the center of your life. Maybe she is dumb, but she's also (you tell us) young and hot, and as Meatloaf famously said, "two outta three ain't bad". Good luck, my good friend.

i agree with this. keep the young ** the side and keep the baby, and keep the wife in the dark and keep denying the affair. you could wind up having it all and you should totally go for it.

Meatloaf sang it actually, fuking retarded **

Wow, that's a brilliant, insightful observation on the expressive and ontological differences between saying a thing and singing the same thing, and simultaneously, on the need for grammatical correctness and clarity when attempting to communicate a simple idea to someone who is a urine-soaked sack of excrement. Have a nice day. (And by the way? The word isn't "fuking", it's "**", you miserable little **.)

I strongly believe that the reason marriages become sexual deserts is familiarity. The old saying, “Familiarity breeds contempt”, could not be more true. When dating, a man starts off physically attracted to his wife-to-be. The first few years, the hots are still there, but they begin to fade. That’s because, in addition to being a ** toy, a wife is a roommate, sharer of chores, constant companion, etc. A man begins to look at his wife as so many things other than a ** partner. Soon, the ** becomes just one aspect of the relationship.

But a mistress, someone with whom your total relationship is **, remains a ** toy forever. I would go so far as to recommend you don’t do anything but have ** with your mistress. Don’t eat together. Don’t watch TV or go out. Don’t even spend the night. Just **. If you are both tired and need to talk before resuming your activities, make the conversation about **. Or your bodies. Or your ** thoughts. Some woman or guy you saw that you wanted to **. Or the baby you want to create. Keep the subject, and the relationship, about **.

She may not get the idea at first. Don't be so direct as to explicitly say that you want nothing but **, but keep her on topic. Keep bringing the subject back to ** until she gets the idea, or tires of you and moves on. If the later happens, then she probably wasn't looking for a husband/mistress relationship anyway.

You both want to be, and stay, at a place where, when you see each other, your bodies know it’s time for **. You walk in. You get hard. She gets moist. No thought--pure instinct. When you're apart and think of one another, you have the same physiological responses, which only increases the mutual **.

If you start having meals together, when you see her, your mind is going to think, “Am I hungry or **?” Prevent the equivocation. Stick to a diet of pure ** an the flame will stay lit forever.

Well if i may be honest.

your a ** father who is now the father of a ** child. my father did the same ** you did, and left my mom and me in a mountain of debt, so to be honest own up to it!

why should she have to get an abortion for your ** up! yes she is part to blame for the situation but you know what at least she has a bigger pair of ** then you do! she wants to raise the child, but your being a big baby and running away from your problems, and hope that everything can be forgotten, well guess what **, your not going to fix this so easily!

own up to it! raise the frigg'n kid! and let the world now that you can't stay with the first women who truly loved you!

ROTE IN ** DIRT BAG!

You just pay child support and keep your mouth shut and keep pants up and use comdon this would never happen just a total **?

I usually use condoms. I'm not an idiot. One must have broke. The one upside of her being pregnant is that now she lets me go without a condom and ** inside her since we're already screwed. I have to say...it is almost worth it. It feels so ** amazing.

I wouldn't be too sure it is really yours.

It is 'you' sir that should have/be aborted, not this one! because you sir are an **.

And you never thought to use condoms and birth control because...Hard to have sympathy for you or your situation. Your wife and this unborn child get my vote, those two are the real victims in this mess. You brought this on yourself. Face the consequences, deal with it. You can't convince or force her to get an abortion or put the child up for adoption. All you can do is tell her that you're not leaving your wife, you don't have to be with her. If she has the child, get a DNA test to confirm paternity. You can either offer support for the child or give up your paternal rights and know that a child of yours exists in the world and will never know his/her father. You may have to come clean to your wife regarding your indiscretion. And maybe your marriage survives or it ends. Because obviously you weren't happy in the first place, so maybe this is what you wanted..a way out. But you just didn't have the ** to ask for a divorce in the first place, so you cheated.

There is something to the comment below about karma. About ten years ago, I had a two-year affair with a young girl who worked part-time for the company I work for. She was poor, needy, and HOT, and I knew I was taking advantage of her, but couldn't stop. She said she was on the pill, and maybe she was, but she turned up pregnant and wanted us to be a family. I anguished over it, but finally told ther I would leave my wife and be with her once the baby arrived, and would take care of her in the mean time. I provided her an apartment, bought her a cheap used car (these were all I could afford), and prepared myself for five months to tell my wife I was going, because this girl was all alone in the world, my wife is from a big supportive family, and that my punishment was to lose her and live with a woman I didn't love. During that five months, my girlfriend grew increasingly insistent that I get divorced and marry her right away, and was overwrought about us getting married, even though I kept assuring her that I would tell my wife when the baby got here and we'd get married, and even though I was taking care of the girl all along. I told her I would take her to the hospital when the time came, but she kept saying no, no, no: she wanted it to be a personal private experience. I soon learned the reason for her combination of urgency and equivocation: she did have the baby ...... and the ** thing was black. She tried to say one of her grandparents was the product of an interracial liaison, but I knew: I wasn't the only one the girl had been **. It seems likely that your girl is probably ** somebody besides you, too, so don't be fooled. She may seem like she's "in love", when all she is is "in heat". Before you commit to ANYthing, have her followed, have her background investigated, and make sure you know who you're dealing with before you take a step you can't un-take. Women are **, and there's nothing they won't do for money. Nothing.

You deserved that slap in the face full force for cheating on the wife you said you "loved". LOL karma couldn't have done a better job if she hit you with a truck. To bad you never mentioned having the ** to tell your wife. I'm quite sure if she had any brains she'd leave you ASAP. You wouldn't have to follow anyone if you had just stayed faithful to your wife.

LOL karma is a ** and when she bites she bites HARD. Honestly I have no advice besides the could hard truth. YOU ARE **. Yes, your wife is going to leave you (if she's not an idiot) and, yes, you will be stuck with this bimbo you knocked up as a result of your lustful lack of control. Killing a child that never asked to be conceived in such a **-some way is just asking for a one way ticket to **. Good luck with it though.