Totally screwed

The woman I have been having an affair with just told me she is pregnant. I don't even like her as a person, she is just dumb, young and hot. She says she wants to keep it and raise it together. There is no way I am leaving my wife for her but she just won't listen. She thinks we're together how do I convince her to get an abortion?? Has anyone had a similar issue and resolved it?

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  • Quick update: All is well! I got lucky...she ended up having a miscarriage after a month which was awesome on 3 levels: 1) she didn't even gain any weight and her body is better than ever! 2) Now she's on birth control (which I'm paying for but totally worth it) and we don't use condoms anymore and 3) When I thought she was pregnant i had started looking for other girls in case she got fat and unfuckable...I met this amazing redhead who f**** like a champ. My life f****** rocks!

  • 19 “There was a rich man who was dressed in purple and fine linen and lived in luxury every day. 20 At his gate was laid a beggar named Lazarus, covered with sores 21 and longing to eat what fell from the rich man’s table. Even the dogs came and licked his sores.

    22 “The time came when the beggar died and the angels carried him to Abraham’s side. The rich man also died and was buried. 23 In Hades, where he was in torment, he looked up and saw Abraham far away, with Lazarus by his side. 24 So he called to him, ‘Father Abraham, have pity on me and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue, because I am in agony in this fire.’

    25 “But Abraham replied, ‘Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, while Lazarus received bad things, but now he is comforted here and you are in agony. 26 And besides all this, between us and you a great chasm has been set in place, so that those who want to go from here to you cannot, nor can anyone cross over from there to us.’

    27 “He answered, ‘Then I beg you, father, send Lazarus to my family, 28 for I have five brothers. Let him warn them, so that they will not also come to this place of torment.’

    29 “Abraham replied, ‘They have Moses and the Prophets; let them listen to them.’

    30 “‘No, father Abraham,’ he said, ‘but if someone from the dead goes to them, they will repent.’

    31 “He said to him, ‘If they do not listen to Moses and the Prophets, they will not be convinced even if someone rises from the dead.’”

  • Your an IDIOT !

    Wouldn't it be much easer to just get a vasectomy no need of the pill and condoms so you can die from AIDS

  • I can't wait tip you face GOD on judgement day !!!!!

  • You are a piece of s***. I hope your wife finds out about your girlfriend and i hope your girlfriends find out about each other. You are going to be alone.

  • I do not know why I am giving you this advice because I do not like cheaters, but I am feeling charitable today. Did you ever stop to think that maybe another guy is the father and she is just saying it is you? First thing I would do is get a paternity test.

  • F*** her mouth one last time, then break all her teeth out. If she still doesn't listen, get her killed.

  • There are really very, very, very few things in life that are even HALF as sexy as being involved with and making love to your mistress while she's pregnant with the illegitimate child that your wife knows nothing about: that is the absolute essence of infidelity, with its thrill of risk-taking, and the deliciousness of it is truly incredible. And it's not to be discarded lightly. You've already tasted a bit of that, with the unprotected pregnancy s**, but it just keeps getting better and better, because her hormones keep getting wilder and wilder, and hotter and hotter, and more and more out of control, as she falls deeper and deeper into you and into her reliance on you throughout the pregnancy: the s** becomes unimaginably good, almost desparately so. If you handle it right, and f*** her often enough and nasty enough and well enough, she'll do WHATEVER you say to do. But you shouldn't be trying to get her to abort: you should be trying to convince her to keep the child but stay on the side, where the two of you can still raise the child together, but without disclosing the arrangement or the paternity. Being there to see the product of your continuing adultery grow up will keep the fires alive between you and the other woman in your life PERMANENTLY. And those fires burn hotter than any you've ever experienced, MUCH more so than with your wife or any preior mistresses. Keep that "other" woman happy, and keep her dependent on you, and the s** will always be at the center of your life. Maybe she is dumb, but she's also (you tell us) young and hot, and as Meatloaf famously said, "two outta three ain't bad". Good luck, my good friend.

  • Meatloaf sang it actually, fuking retarded p****

  • Wow, that's a brilliant, insightful observation on the expressive and ontological differences between saying a thing and singing the same thing, and simultaneously, on the need for grammatical correctness and clarity when attempting to communicate a simple idea to someone who is a urine-soaked sack of excrement. Have a nice day. (And by the way? The word isn't "fuking", it's "f******", you miserable little b****.)

  • i agree with this. keep the young girl on the side and keep the baby, and keep the wife in the dark and keep denying the affair. you could wind up having it all and you should totally go for it.

  • Well if i may be honest.

    your a b****** father who is now the father of a b****** child. my father did the same s*** you did, and left my mom and me in a mountain of debt, so to be honest own up to it!

    why should she have to get an abortion for your s**** up! yes she is part to blame for the situation but you know what at least she has a bigger pair of b**** then you do! she wants to raise the child, but your being a big baby and running away from your problems, and hope that everything can be forgotten, well guess what j******, your not going to fix this so easily!

    own up to it! raise the frigg'n kid! and let the world now that you can't stay with the first women who truly loved you!


  • You just pay child support and keep your mouth shut and keep pants up and use comdon this would never happen just a total j***?

  • I usually use condoms. I'm not an idiot. One must have broke. The one upside of her being pregnant is that now she lets me go without a condom and c** inside her since we're already screwed. I have to is almost worth it. It feels so f****** amazing.

  • I wouldn't be too sure it is really yours.

  • It is 'you' sir that should have/be aborted, not this one! because you sir are an a******.

  • And you never thought to use condoms and birth control because...Hard to have sympathy for you or your situation. Your wife and this unborn child get my vote, those two are the real victims in this mess. You brought this on yourself. Face the consequences, deal with it. You can't convince or force her to get an abortion or put the child up for adoption. All you can do is tell her that you're not leaving your wife, you don't have to be with her. If she has the child, get a DNA test to confirm paternity. You can either offer support for the child or give up your paternal rights and know that a child of yours exists in the world and will never know his/her father. You may have to come clean to your wife regarding your indiscretion. And maybe your marriage survives or it ends. Because obviously you weren't happy in the first place, so maybe this is what you wanted..a way out. But you just didn't have the b**** to ask for a divorce in the first place, so you cheated.

  • There is something to the comment below about karma. About ten years ago, I had a two-year affair with a young girl who worked part-time for the company I work for. She was poor, needy, and HOT, and I knew I was taking advantage of her, but couldn't stop. She said she was on the pill, and maybe she was, but she turned up pregnant and wanted us to be a family. I anguished over it, but finally told ther I would leave my wife and be with her once the baby arrived, and would take care of her in the mean time. I provided her an apartment, bought her a cheap used car (these were all I could afford), and prepared myself for five months to tell my wife I was going, because this girl was all alone in the world, my wife is from a big supportive family, and that my punishment was to lose her and live with a woman I didn't love. During that five months, my girlfriend grew increasingly insistent that I get divorced and marry her right away, and was overwrought about us getting married, even though I kept assuring her that I would tell my wife when the baby got here and we'd get married, and even though I was taking care of the girl all along. I told her I would take her to the hospital when the time came, but she kept saying no, no, no: she wanted it to be a personal private experience. I soon learned the reason for her combination of urgency and equivocation: she did have the baby ...... and the f****** thing was black. She tried to say one of her grandparents was the product of an interracial liaison, but I knew: I wasn't the only one the girl had been f******. It seems likely that your girl is probably f****** somebody besides you, too, so don't be fooled. She may seem like she's "in love", when all she is is "in heat". Before you commit to ANYthing, have her followed, have her background investigated, and make sure you know who you're dealing with before you take a step you can't un-take. Women are b******, and there's nothing they won't do for money. Nothing.

  • You deserved that slap in the face full force for cheating on the wife you said you "loved". LOL karma couldn't have done a better job if she hit you with a truck. To bad you never mentioned having the b**** to tell your wife. I'm quite sure if she had any brains she'd leave you ASAP. You wouldn't have to follow anyone if you had just stayed faithful to your wife.

  • LOL karma is a b**** and when she bites she bites HARD. Honestly I have no advice besides the could hard truth. YOU ARE F*****. Yes, your wife is going to leave you (if she's not an idiot) and, yes, you will be stuck with this bimbo you knocked up as a result of your lustful lack of control. Killing a child that never asked to be conceived in such a w****-some way is just asking for a one way ticket to h***. Good luck with it though.

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