My friend/roommate hit me on the head and I hate her

She doesn't see how she's in the wrong. Talk about retarded people. The thing that makes me feel better is that she's super fat (250 pounds). I'm thinking about peeing a few drops in her everlasting cola bottles. Tips about revenge please?

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  • Butter in the shower...don't do it though:) just tell her you were gonna smear butter in the shower but you decided not to do it because she too fat and she would probably get stucK in the bathtub...(Assuming your has one.) and you would have to use the whole tub or stick to get her out and you don"t want to have to pay for that s***. You could also GET a new roomate!! or if she hits you the police and get her arrested. Or tell someone you both know to humiliate her. The possibilities are endless.

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