Retribution for cheating wife

My ex wife was s** obsessed, and for awhile, I believed it was strictly between us.
For about a week or so, she became obsessed with staying out with friends which was fine by me. I am a home body. Then one day she stated that she was having a stay over with a lady friend - which I wasn't believing.
Early in the morning, I started to drive by houses of men we knew, and sure enough found here cold car parked in front of one.
After emptying my stomach and crying a fair bit, I drove home.
I was stuck. I didn't make enough money to live alone, and I had built up my life around this person.
So... I took advantage of her single strongest allergy - cats. Whenever she was away, I thoroughly saturated the crotch of all of her underwear and lingerie with cat dander and cat spittle.
Her taste for s** rapidly disappeared, and her night trips stopped. For years afterwards, she was convinced she had herpes, but would not say anything - she simply was paranoid about having s** if she was the least bit uncomfortable.
Later, after I was more independent and our daughter was older, I did the right thing and divorced the woman. After all, this wasn't her only transgression.

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  • Guys, take a lesson from this ingenious and brilliant man who took the game and gave it back to this woman!

  • LMAO!

  • She deserved worse than that my friend. F****** w****.

  • You, sir are a genius, and my f****** Hero!

  • Ah well. Seems you got over her fast and took the smart/selfish road. She probably deserved it and as far as revenge goes, it's rarely that benign OR that useful to the perpetrator. Gratz, I guess?

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