I Can't Stand My Friend Anymore
There's this friend that I've known for the last ten years or so, despite never meeting her in person. I've never had a problem with this person until the last couple months or so. I've now come to realize just how whiny and Debbie Downer-ish she is. She is agoraphobic with the lowest self-esteem ever thanks to people kicking her ass and calling her a piece of dog doo since the day she started kindergarten, which is why I've never met her. She always whines about her problems yet b****** when people give her advice about what to do. I hate the way she writes (if you were able to see examples, you'd get why I hate it). She goes on about how her ex-boyfriend (that she met online, natch) dumped her for his obsessions when she gets obsessed with things herself. The only reason why I'm still friends with her is because her crappy life and her "nothing to write home about" looks make me feel a whole lot better about myself and my own life.