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When I was doing my makeup last night
When I was doing my makeup last night, I poked myself in the eye with my Sharpie. My poor eyebrows are messed up now! Well, I guess no buttsex at the club tonight, **.
Did you try fixing it with Liquid Paper?
Oh I get it you are a man! Some advice-sharpies are not make up, they're not even in the same aisle.
why dont you just not do that?
Hey man I'm sure you'll still get what you want
Drag queens love buttsex and makeup
Find a seedier and darker bar. More clevage and no ** should score you something. Use 2 condoms at least!
what the ** are you doign with a sharpie do u fucken use that to draw on ur eyebrows? try eye liner **
what the ** are you doign with a sharpie do u fucken use that to draw on ur eyebrows? try ye liner **
hate it whent that happens