I was really drunk last night and

I was really drunk last night and needed to puke. The problem is everytime I heaved, I needed to s***. I couldn't do anything about it. I ended up s******* on the floor.

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  • I agree with #3, why didn't you sit on the toilet, and puke in a trash can or something. . .gross

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • thats kinda weird... wat did u eat?

  • you should have someone s*** and vomit on your face at the same time

  • Sit on the toilet and puke in a bucket.
    Or vice versa.

  • I KNOW I KNOW...BUT I FORGOT TO MENTION HOW THE S*** RAN DOWN MY LEG.

  • you discusting swine!

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