What kind of idiot..?
Your idiot daughter finds a toothbrush under the sink, a toothbrush I use to clean toilets with, and uses it to brush her teeth. WTF? It is brown! It has hair in it! It's sitting next to a bottle of f****** Tilex! Who keeps their toothbrushes UNDER the counter next to a bottle of Tilex? WHY oh WHY do you have to raise such an IDIOT???