I wish I wasn't so damnold
I was young during the hippy era before aids or herpes and after the pill. The best period in America for s**. I used to eat p****. I used to do interacial and I used to be in group s**.
Its all over now. I'm nearly seventy and I'll never turn a pretty girls head again.
When I go out for drinks I treat the young pretty girls Like daughters. I mean I never say a dirty or off color thing to them. They think I'm the sweetest, kindest old man they ever met.
If they only knew.