My confession about my conefessions

So I am the 16 year old guy that has confessed the following

"Basketball depantsing"
"Worlds smallest **"
"Beat by a girl"
"All over a dirty sweaty sock"

And I just wanted to conefess that all of these stories are 100% true. And if you don't believe me thats your own loss that you didn't get to experience what I have

By Anonymous