The old popcorn bag trick
So my roommates and I all went to the movies earlier this week to hang out with some friends that we haven't seen in a while. One of my friends happens to be my roommates girlfriend btw. I decided to get popcorn and my roommates girlfriend (lets call her Briana) said if we could share. Of course I said yes. So we sat down and the theatre has like three other people besides our friends. I ended up sitting at the end of the row and Briana beside me since we were gonna share. I had the bag in my lap since it was just me and her and she was just attacking the popcorn. By the time I knew it half the bag was gone. That's when I realized that it'd be so easy to punch a hole into the bag and pull my d*** out. The rest of the movie that's all I thought about. I was about to do it until she pulled the bag from my lap. Does it make me a bad person if I wanted it to happen sooooo badly? Please I wanna know.