I am extremely witty and charming, but i'm also very overweight. Ive convinced over a hundred girls that were out of my league to go on a single date, then I lie to them about a fake cancer that keeps me fat and moody, so they feel guilty enough to not leave me for about 9months on average. I have severe mooodswings, which is why I usually lose girls, and which is why I made up the cancer lie. I used to only use it on women, but now I find myself lying to strangers for special treatment and even bringing it up when i'd doesn't benefit me. My most recent girlfriend found out I did not have cancer after answering a call from my mom on my phone. She seemed pretty suspicious before that, tho.
I'm afraid I'm addicted to lying now, but who wouldn't be after having s** with beautiful women for a few years?