I pooped at work, but that's not the worst part....

I pooped at work, but that's not the worst part. I work at a facility with 100 employees, only four of us are girls. Someone was waiting to use the ladies room after me. I finished my business and go to flush..... Nothing. Second flush, the toilet paper goes down but the t*** is still floating. Again, again, again.... nothing. I'm desperate.... What do I do?! Do I leave it? Do I continue flushing? I flush one more time. This time the water overflows and the t*** comes floating over the side of the bowl. Oh GAWD why me?! I grab about 100 paper towels and pick up the t*** (omg so gross!!), wrap it in more paper towels and put it in the trash can. Omg, what if someone finds it? What if the janitor sees it when he empties the trash? What if there is a "who pooped in the trash can" investigation? What if it starts smelling up the bathroom? I spray Lysol in the trash can. I mop up as much water as I can and call it a day..... Why me??

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  • Don't worry Janitors keep a lot to themselves.

    You're only human - s*** happens!

    Sucks that you had to chase around a t*** - the most important thing was your hand sanitation after!

  • Have a enema at home then no need to p*** when out

  • My sympathy goes out to you.. Seriously though, I feel bad that it happened to you. If it's any comfort I don't think that anyone will find out.

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