You should have known. It's not my fault. It's yours,

Come on Cheryl, seriously? You've known me since high school and you've known the whole time that I am a big-meat freak. If I notice, or just find out, that a guy has big meat, I am totally going to check him out. And I am so TOTALLY going to s*** him. So when you told me in September that you just got engaged to Sam, and that the wedding was going to be next June, and that he was like super hung, how could you NOT know that I would go after him? You know I can't help it. My body wants big meat, my body needs big meat, my body craaaaaaaves big meat, and my heart wants what it wants. So, yes. Sam and I have been sleeping together since September. Although as you would expect, not a lot of sleeping has been going on. But as you might not have expected, though you will soon know, you and Sam are not getting married next June. He's going to break up with you. Soon. By next June, he'll be living with me. And I'll probably be pregnant. But seriously, hun: you should have known. It's not my fault. It's yours.

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  • You can't help being in love with this man. That's how love is. Cheryl is just in the f****** way. Get her out of the f****** way.

  • Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Our bodies want what they want!! Soooooooo truuuuuue!!!!!

  • Sam is obviously in love with you, and he probably has been for some time, probably longer than you've been aware that he loves you. I'm glad you've found each other and I'm glad you're going to end their engagement and their relationship. That's hot!

  • I agree^. You should break them up during the holidays. Maybe even do it on Christmas Day! As a wonderful, WONDERFUL present to yourself! (I know it's evil, but that's what makes it so beautiful and so sexy!!!)

  • B****,s***,w****,homewrecker...i hope tht man is jst using u while givin u false hope,if u think he's gonna leave his amazing woman 4 u thn u insane honey coz he can already c wht u r. #FIND UR OWN MAN

  • I know why you feel this way, but I can tell you that you're wrong. This man already belongs to me, and he barely even thinks about Cheryl anymore. He already is doing more for me than he does for her, and we aren't even living together yet. But we soon will be, and then Cheryl can cry all she wants, but he'll belong to me. 100%.

  • Be careful what you wish for!

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