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This one time I was cooking some cookies and I wondered what it would like so I started masterbating while making a batch and I misfired and some ** went in the batch and so I mixed it in and gave it to the nerds at our school and they enjoyed and asked wat was in it but I neva told them
Wtf y'all are murther **
This is sooooo hottt
Make me some ;)
OMG I GOT MY PERIOD 2DAY!!!!! :) :) :) :) :)
Nothing sexier than a delicious red **. Don’t waste that in cooking. Just let me take every drop raw
LAME. This is totally made up.
You don't COOK cookies, you bake them.
And to "misfire" your ** INTO the batch, you'd either have to be sitting on the counter, or have the bowl of mix sitting on the floor.
Loser
cookies got him hot... then he jacked off to em...
This one time this guy who really wasn't our friend gave us some cookies. I accept that we're nerds and totally uncool, but this guy was lame beyond reason! He BAKES! Cookies! For his non-friends. What a dork! He needs friends. We pretended to eat them.
** post.
Your brain misfired.
Wow, this is ** retarded.