My wife and I were watching ** when i....

We were watching ** where this pretty young lady was giving a ** to a beautiful and massive **. My wife asked what I thought of the video and wasn't really ready for questions because my mind was stuck on stupid. I was busy looking the ** over very well because I'm thinking that should be me sucking on this massive **. I said well I should be doing that she asked what. I replied sucking that beautiful ** is my thing. She said your gay . I said no why would you say that? Because you just said it should be you sucking on that **. I told her it's not my fault with that video on all i can think is how unfair it is that I'm not a ** actress. I am a great ** who has lots of time sucking ** and is very proud of her ** skills and loves showing her skills off on men's **.