My Brother is Awesome

I put my five-year-old brother to bed whenever our parents go out, and I always tell him a story. I don't tell him stupid, Disney-esque fairytales though, I try to give him a variety with stories of substance, ya know? So, last night, I told him a condensed version of Lord of the Rings. He was very frustrated, and told me he just couldn't understand why they didn't just throw the one ring into the bottom of the ocean and get the Hulk to throw a mountain at Sauron.

I think I have to say I like my brother's version just as much as the original story, if not more. Just imagining the f****** Hulk smashing Sauron with a f****** mountain... It's f****** epic. My brother is a genius.

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  • Heres why they couldn't throw the ring into the fire using the birds. The ring was self protective and corrupts the person who bears the ring by giving the bearer visions of grandeur. It corrupts the bearer in other words. The bird would have been stopped by the ring itself with these visions.

    If you recall Frodo didn't throw the ring in the volcano it went into the volcanos fire accidentally.

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