Slippery when wet.

My boyfriend decided to join me in the shower this morning. I know he wants to try s** in the shower. I wasn't really up for it but I figured what the h***, why not. I good o***** in the morning is a great way to kick off the day. I was bent over under the shower head with my arms agains the wall and one foot up on the side of the tub. He was behind me. When he was about to c** he started thrusting harder. So hard that my foot in the tub slipped. I fell back on him. He fell back and landed in the tub and hit his head on the back of the wall. I landed on top of him, hitting my arm on the side of the tub hard. When I say I landed on him I mean I landed ass first right on top of his junk. He made a sound that I didn't think was possible. Cut to us later in a urgent care doctors office because I think he has a concussion and my arm is killing me. The nurse asks me how did I hurt my arm. It never occurred to me that they would ask. I made up a lame story. They x-ray my arm and it turns out I fractured my humerus in two places. He was fine. He didn't have a concussion. On the way home I asked him what he told them about how he hit his head. He told them the truth. I guess I won't be going back to that office again. Needless to say no second attempt at shower s** is happening anytime soon. It occured to me later that we might have been one if those people you hear about dying in some stupid way and getting a Darwin Award. La petite mort.

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  • Sorry to laugh but that's funny. I can see it all happening in my head like its party of a romcon movie.

  • Live and learn. It could have been a lot worse.

  • My husband and I have shower s** sometimes. Non slip shower mats are your friend. Hope you're feeling better. I agree with the other comment. In time it will funny.

  • Lol

  • I'm sorry you were hurt, but I have to say . . . this is a totally hilarious tale. :)

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