Neighbors were right
Mom and Dad,
Thank you for standing up for me when I was 15 and the neighbor called you and accused me of jerking off near our window where their 18 year old daughter could see. I really appreciate you telling the mom that I would never do such a thing. I can't believe she believed you instead of her own daughter.
I completely lied to you. I wasn't jerking off, but I did go into the room with a raging b**** and stand by the window for about 30 seconds.