Neighbors were right

Mom and Dad,

Thank you for standing up for me when I was 15 and the neighbor called you and accused me of jerking off near our window where their 18 year old daughter could see. I really appreciate you telling the mom that I would never do such a thing. I can't believe she believed you instead of her own daughter.

I completely lied to you. I wasn't jerking off, but I did go into the room with a raging b**** and stand by the window for about 30 seconds.

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  • Hilarious!

  • LOL LOL LOL That is a good one!

  • HA! Their 18 year old daughter has probably done lots worse s*** that they will probably never even know about.

  • the neighbor wants you to do her instead, old f****** jealous b****.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! TOO F*****' FUNNY!!!!!!!

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