Friendship FAIL

I was trying to make friends during a small family get-together. There were new people to meet since one of my relatives just got married, so i talk to this girl my age.
I accidentally call her MOM. Twice. End of story .-.

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  • That's better than blurting out stuff going through your mind. I was visiting a long-time friend, who's a bartender, and very hot. For some reason, out loud, blurted out "I'd love to titty f*** that". She turned around, wasn't totally sure what I'd said, but knew it was something to that tone, and simply asked "Did you say something?". Nicely, but I knew she probably wasn't happy..

  • You need to go to a doctor and get a maternity test. Yeah, they're rare, but they exist. My guess? She's your bio mom and had to give you up at birth. Good Luck.

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