I'm a delphinophile

Delphinophilia is the desire for sexual and romance with a dolphin in my case a female bottlenose. I've been this way since I was 5 after going to an aquarium. I'm not attracted to humans whatsoever . I've gone as far that I'm going to be living on a boat. I dream about sexual encounters with female dolphins even tongue kissing one.

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  • A dolphin. How f****** stupid are you. No really. I know the website just censored me, but even a f.u.c.k.i.n.g. i.d.i.o.t. like you can guess what I said. Seriously, chump, I can't tell if you're a bigger doofus than that girl who believes voodoo is real. Oh, dear. A dolphin! I laughed til tears came to my eyes. Oooh, Flipper! Hubba-hubbah. Why not hump a damn fire hydrant. Dolphins. What kind of brain-dead derp goes for dolphins. Got some fantasies of her whappin ya in the berries with her tail? Or.. oh my, you wishing you were riding her naked and free into the rainbow sunsets of Atlantis. Oh, my heart... this is priceless. Let me dirty talk: Skweeeee! Clikclikclikclik! Skweeee! That's Dolphinspeak for "you've been a naughty boy!" I think it's time for you to contribute something useful to society, Aquaman.

  • I actually find this rant very funny :-) Especially the last line: "I think it's time for you to contribute something useful to society, Aquaman." How do you know he isn't contributing anything to the society? LOL. I'm very sure there are a lot of people with an attraction to dolphins and people like their friends, classmates, workmates, bosses, employees etc. don't know the tiniest bit about it except that their favorite animals are dolphins. They do their jobs, are successful in their careers, pay their taxes etc. and nobody knows about their not normal sexual attraction. So it seems pretty unnecessary to throw such a redundant tantrum at this which I actually find funny though. And I almost forgot to mention that he isn't the only delphinophile in this world. That includes me too :-) Greetings from Germany.

  • Each to their own. You might drown you know.

  • Thought about it decided its worth the risk might as well die trying to fulfill my needs

  • Yep, one day some poor fisherman will haul the carcass of this fool out of the water with a b***** red hole in the bottom of this swimtrunks, and that's just how we'll remember you. Selfish fool.

  • Lmao you don't know my intentions are far from being selfish its called developing a relationship but you wouldn't know anything about it

  • I'm not even reading your response. You're mentally disturbed, pathetic, and lowering yourself below the rest of the human race. There's nothing for you to be smug about. You're a fool. Leave the dolphins alone, fool.

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