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Sometimes I can't stand my best friend
She swallows too loudly, even if she's not eating. If she doesn't want to answer a question, she will ignore you. And she will leave her hair EVERYWHERE without cleaning it up.
Understood (minus the hair thing). My very good, yeah, probably best, guy friend eats like a pig, gets food all over his face and shirt, rips and makes fun of anything about my life that he doesn't understand, yet..Won't give up ** about himself. Won't ignore a question, but will deflect and change the subject. Bartender girls at my usual bar hate the music he plays, and dread when I bring him in.
Actually had one, semi-jokingly tell me "I swear, I will give you a full-bodied, naked massage if you don't bring him in here ever again". I may take her up on it.
More fantasies from the "sports bar" virgin
Tel her 2 shave
She must have mange. You should take her to the vet.