Sometimes I can't stand my best friend

She swallows too loudly, even if she's not eating. If she doesn't want to answer a question, she will ignore you. And she will leave her hair EVERYWHERE without cleaning it up.

Sep 7, 2016

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  • Understood (minus the hair thing). My very good, yeah, probably best, guy friend eats like a pig, gets food all over his face and shirt, rips and makes fun of anything about my life that he doesn't understand, yet..Won't give up crap about himself. Won't ignore a question, but will deflect and change the subject. Bartender girls at my usual bar hate the music he plays, and dread when I bring him in.

    Actually had one, semi-jokingly tell me "I swear, I will give you a full-bodied, naked massage if you don't bring him in here ever again". I may take her up on it.

  • More fantasies from the "sports bar" virgin

  • Tel her 2 shave

  • She must have mange. You should take her to the vet.

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