We know all about it
Your Dad and I let you go camping that weekend with your friends, because we thought you could handle yourself responsibly. Well, Pam's mother told us what went down. Her daughter spilled the beans.
So you spent the weekend drinking and having s**? Did you really let two guys f*** you? And evidently you smoke cigarettes now too. Your Dad and I are extremely disappointed in you. You are in college now, so whatever, but that is not the way we raised you to act. We tried to raise you with good morals, but what did you do? You completely went the other way. We feel devastated.