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Maybe I'm an alt right cuckservative
I have vivid fantasies of catching my girlfriends ** getting plowed by a young Muhammad Ali. Then I behead him with a machete and passionately Tbag the severed head.
Oh man, after christening the head with my pea sized **, I become attached.
I keep the head in my fridge. Talk to it, make out with it.
But it's all for naught bc my girlfriend was actually just a blowup doll named Chasity.
Lol wut?
Nope, youre a regular ole' dumbfv(k
How do you passionately teabag?
.....gross.........................