Maybe I'm an alt right cuckservative
I have vivid fantasies of catching my girlfriends a*** getting plowed by a young Muhammad Ali. Then I behead him with a machete and passionately Tbag the severed head.
Oh man, after christening the head with my pea sized b****, I become attached.
I keep the head in my fridge. Talk to it, make out with it.
But it's all for naught bc my girlfriend was actually just a blowup doll named Chasity.