Maybe I'm an alt right cuckservative

I have vivid fantasies of catching my girlfriends a*** getting plowed by a young Muhammad Ali. Then I behead him with a machete and passionately Tbag the severed head.

Oh man, after christening the head with my pea sized b****, I become attached.

I keep the head in my fridge. Talk to it, make out with it.

But it's all for naught bc my girlfriend was actually just a blowup doll named Chasity.

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