Now she is mad at me???
It is always my job to grab the mail, As it has been for the last two years we have been living together, just one of those things I always do, Last night I was unaware my room mates boyfriend was over, I got home, Grabbed the mail and took it up to the apartment, her door was closed which is not uncommon, She closes every door when she leaves a room, Just habit.
I walked up and opened the door and walked into her room to drop her mail on her dresser as I always do except when I opened the door I got a huge shock.
My room mate was in bed with her boyfriend, Her on her back and him straddling her chest stroking his wiener, I screamed, He moaned, she screamed and I saw something I never wanted to know about, Actually a couple things, I burst out laughing and slammed the door, I didn't mean to laugh but I just did.
A little while later she went to the bathroom and showered and he left without saying a word to me, When she came out I apologized right away, We both have "do not disturb" signs we stole from hotels to let each other know when and when not to come into each others rooms, She DID NOT have hers out and she told me she didn't think I would be home that early.
She tried explaining the "Situation" I walked in on and I told her I didn't want to know, I don't care where she lets him finish.
But now she is mad at me for laughing, I tried to tell her it was just an automatic reaction but her boyfriend is mad because he thinks I was laughing at him, That was the first time I have ever seen his...junk, and yes it was less than impressive, Actually down right small, Kind of looks like a peperoni stick but that's none of my business.
Hopefully they get over it, I already have but don't like fighting with my room mate or her boyfriend for that matter over something so small...Oops, I mean trivial, LOL.