I Feel Like Strangling My High Maintenance Wife Most Days
"B****, b****, b****! B**** all the damn time! No matter what you do a b**** ain't NEVER satisfied!" I heard those sagely words many years ago on a movie I was watching and being a naive kid I had no idea how true those words would prove to be. My wife of 8 years and me have been together since 10th grade, 14 years total, and I have never loved another woman like I do her, BUT I am sick to H*** and back of her constantly complaining! I went to college and work TWO F****** JOBS, we BOUGHT the house we live in, and I don't say a f****** word when she blows hundreds of dollars at the mall on namebrands. I don't complain about her spending because she's just like my mother was with expensive tastes and delusions of grandeur. I let this broad do whatever she pleases with the money I earn and she still isn't content. When I get home, tired as H*** after a long day of work and she starts moaning about stupid s*** and saying she wishes we lived elsewhere or have a new car, I have to stop myself from yelling "B**** YOU MUST THINK WE'RE THE F****** ROCKEFELLERS OR ROTHSCHILDS OR SOMETHING!!!" She grew up in the damn projects smackdab in the middle of Cracktown so I know that she lives a much better life courtesy of me, but she still wants more!