Funny stuff

My wife went out of town on a girls trip last month and texted me a selfie around 6:00pm of her standing in the bathroom with her hair all done up for their big night out.
In the background outside the bathroom one of her friends was ** standing there with her bra in her hands looking like she was trying to figure out how it worked and another one in her bra and ** and they all looked very obviously already drunk.
My wife didn't even realize it until the next day and texted me to delete it IMMEDIATELY, Fat chance. Too bad her friend is skinny with saggy ** from having three kids.