Cute Coworker

Don't let up on the charm. And whatever you do, don't forget her birthday. Make sure you always listen to her and ask her how things are going. Then one day out of the blue, she will be fighting with her husband. If you let her cry on your shoulder, I guarantee she will have s** with you. I know from experience.

Youre that on deck shoulder to cry on damn soo pathetic what a loser lol

Some women aren't that easy to manipulate. Your own experiences have no bearings in this situation. You're basing your personal opinions on your experiences. When in reality, you should know everyone reacts differently in situations like the one you described, because people are individuals.

Right on!