I feel stupid.
I have typed this out and deleted it at least 6 times but here we go.
There are lots of our friends who attend a large music festival and we even have friends who come from as far away as 6 hours but they all stay in the campgrounds so it was a bit of a downer that we would be staying in town since our camper was broken but there was no way i was missing it. Friday night was pretty tame, We watched some concerts and drank until almost midnight then walked back to the hotel, but Saturday night was a bit different right from the start. We got up and were out the door by noon and had a drink in hand 15 minutes later, Around midnight things were winding down but out of our group there were 6 of us who were no where ready to shut down yet so we headed back to the campers.
We were sitting outside drinking and laughing and carrying on, My one friend (Tanis) had some work done six months ago and i hadn't seen it yet since we now live so far apart so we were joking about her new chest and i was trying to talk her into showing it to us. She laughed and said "You show us yours i'll show mine". I looked down my shirt and said "No one wants to see these" and my husband said "Why don't all three of you show them at the same time", We all three looked at each other and giggled then Shay said "No, there are too many people around"and her husband said "do it inside". I was not a big supporter of the whole thing since i do not think my ** have faired well since having kids, Three pregnancies and breast feeding each time took its toll on them.
I was probably the most sober out of everyone but still definitely not sober as we all giggled like teenagers as we went into the camper knowing all too well that we were all about to show each others husbands our **. Shay ran around their camper closing the blinds and then her husband said "At the same time or one at a time?" and hoping Tanis's new chest would take some of the attention off mine i said "Yes", I wasn't sure how Shay felt about the whole thing but she didn't seem to have any concerns about flashing.
Just a bit of history between us, Nothing wild or crazy but Tanis was with my husband back in high school briefly and he was her first but had a mutual breakup and there never was any tension between them, 3 years later Tanis gave me her blessing to date him and now we have been married 15 years. Tanis has been married 13 years and Shay who moved to town 10 years ago and married for 13 years as well and also lives only 10 houses from us, Tanis's husband and mine work for the same company but 6 hours apart although they do deal with each other on a weekly basis and Shay's husband gets along quite well with both of them.
All three of us are actually quite close and i would say Tanis is my forever best friend and has been since child hood when our parents hung around but now that she lives so far away i would say Shay is my best local friend.
I admit that even though i was quite drunk i was still nervous and apprehensive but Shay looked at Tanis and then at me and we all turned our backs to our husbands and took off our shirts and bras then covered our ** with our hands and turned to face them.
Shay dropped her hands first, I have seen her ** a couple times over the years and she is pretty much flat chested and says she still looks the same as ever because she never breast fed since they never did fill with milk when pregnant, Me and Tanis leaned forward from each side of her and looked, Barely a small rise with tiny, dark, Hard nips.
Tanis looked at me and My heart was racing and my hands were sweaty but i figured it was like ripping off a band aid so i closed my eyes and put my hands down, I opened my eyes and have never felt so self conscious as five people stared at the part of my body i am least happy with, I was a solid B before kids and a C every time i got pregnant and still wear anywhere from a 34-36C with double padding even though i know i still don't fill it out, I am super lucky that i never got stretch marks anywhere on my body but i am 38 and had three kids and my ** are empty and hang but the worst part is my ** sag, I looked at Tanis and raised my eye brows to get her to hurry.
I said "Ok...Now the main attraction" and everyone looked at Tanis, She looked at her husband for approval which was a bit late for him to say no which he never would have anyway, Tanis started out pretty much like Shay but not quite as small, She hated her ** since before we even had ** but her doctor advised against making any changes to them saying they would actually compliment her ** once they were bigger, She put her hands down and pretty much everyone stared, they are really nothing short of perfect, She went with DD's which she said caused a LOT of bruising but they both decided if she was doing it to just do it, Her ** used to look big on her small ** but now actually do look perfect on them, She has always had bigger areolas but they blend in nice now and look small on her **, somehow still pale pink which is another thing i hate about mine is how dark they turned since mine used to be the same as hers for colour but she has the braille areolae...All bumpy and she says her ** are pretty much hard all the time now and were at that point. I admit i was totally jealous of how they look and it was a long silence before anyone said anything but eventually Shay reached over and put her hand under one lifting and squeezing it saying "Holy **" causing everyone to laugh.
My husband, never one to miss an opportunity said "Get in there", And so i stepped to the other side of Tanis and cupped both her ** feeling them, I was definitely intrigued, i don't think i would do it but i did want to see what they were like, I was standing there touching and feeling one with shay feeling the other then Shay's husband put on some music and There was some playful dancing and a bit of rubbing and touching and whispering between the three of us before Shay said "Make them take their pants off".
Before i could protest Tanis turned to the guys who were all still sitting staring at us and said "Ok, Your turn, Take off your pants" and all three whipped their pants off without even taking their eyes off us, It was immediately obvious they were enjoying the show and i had forgotten that Shay had no idea that my husband is...Hung. Both Shay and her husband looked at it and Shay kind of choked then laughed and said "Holy **" and we all laughed, Tanis's husband obviously knew from Tanis but still raised his eyebrows looking at Tanis as she said "See, I told you".
Thank god Shay's husband grabbed a bottle of tequila and poured us all a shot then another and i took a third and possibly even a fourth a few minutes later and everything got a little wild, The guys were flashing and none were small, All above average i would say but Shay's husband was the only one not circumcised, I personally have never seen one that is not and neither had Tanis, I was actually a bit interested but would never have done anything if my husband hadn't heard me ask Shay a question and said "Check it out", I looked at him and said "What", he said "I know you have never been with one so go ahead...Check it out i'm sure he wont mind if Shay doesn't".
The tequila was kicking in and Shay said "I don't care, Go for it", I said "I'll touch his (Pointing to her husband) If you touch his (Pointing to my husband)", Shay looked at her husband and he said "You haven't taken your eyes off it" shrugging his shoulders and for me that's when ** got real.
Shay's husband stepped up in front of me and i reached down grabbing it with both hands then looked at him and asked if the fore skin was sensitive, It was super awkward but he took my hand and showed me how to work the skin back and i looked over as my husband stood up spinning Shay around sitting her on the couch in front of him and Tanis sat beside Shay, Tanis's husband stepped up behind me and unzipped my shorts pulling them and my ** to the floor then stood up and cupped my ** kissing my neck.
The whole thing was crazy, Wild, Out of character for all of us and happened so fast, I don't recall all of it but i remember seeing Shay and Tanis giving my husband head then Me giving Shay's husband head and ended up on the floor with him and Tanis's husband in me (First time for me), i looked over and was shocked to see Tanis on her back, Shay on her hands and knees licking Tanis and my husband in Shay from behind. At some point we all switched and I was on my back sucking Tanis's husband while Tanis was with the other two guys and i felt someone licking me, i looked down and it Was Shay (Another first for me), I don't remember much after that but in total cheesy ** fashion it all ended with all three of us girls side by side with the guys all groping and grabbing all of us, I had came what seemed like forever ago but I was with Tanis's husband, Shay was beside me with my husband and Tanis was on the other side with Shay's husband, Tanis's husband Pulled out straddled my face and tried to put his ** in my mouth but i quickly grabbed his ** sucking it until he finished which was followed by my husband who did the same shoving his in Shay's mouth and he took my hand putting it on his shaft so i stroked it into her mouth until i felt him come and Shays husband was still going, My husband straddled Tanis's face and she sucked him while me and Shay sucked her nips until he pulled out, My husband moved and Tanis finished him.
Afterward it was awkward and we all got dressed and parted ways, We didn't stay the next day and i haven't talked to either of them but Shay told someone and now it seems like the whole town knows everything, I'm so embarrassed and my husband wont shut up about it. I wish it never happened and don't know what to do.
That sounds perfect. hmmmmm
Sounded like a good time, to me. Sounded like you enjoyed it, so don't "do" anything. Maybe even do it again.
Ever heard of a run-on sentence? Maybe you should Google it.
First line & im bored
Ahh so nice. Loved it.
Okay, we'll just assume that eventually most of the town will know everything & second guess everything. That stated, certainly it will all be rumors. There is nothing that can be done about it now. Here's the point : You girls knew going into this adventure that none of you can keep your yap shut for very long thus ; you shouldn't have expected any different. Case closed.
Nice, Thanks for that completely useless advice.
You can always tell when you score a truth-hit with a GIRL (not a WOMAN) because they get really, really pi$$y. Deal with reality, girlie. You're just another clump of dumb ** who think they're special.
Here's some more, since you appreciate it so much-- Learn simple English composition skills. Sooner or later you will experience life situations where you can't cry or jiggle your bewbs to get out of them.