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I got caught with a pineapple up my ** by my grandmother.
I went to my grandparents farm for holiday and was feeling ** and decided to ** my **. Decided to stick a pineapple in there.
Had it about have way in when she walked in.
AHEM... that's a lemon ;*
The ** at least offer to help you get the rest inside you?
Impossible or else you are gaping
Either a very small pineapple or you're way over weight.
No you didn't!