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Colon cleansing & power of parents.
For a while I've been thinking about enemas and colon cleansing.
I picked up a discount voucher that had 75% off so I figured I'd try it.
Made the booking and drove to the hydrotherapy clinic. Turned out this was a home office for want of a better term. Bungalow in the suburbs. Go in the front door and I was in the waiting room. Left to the clinic and right to the home part. I'm sitting there in the waiting room and there are the usual magazines and so on and on the wall photos of the family. Mom dad and a kid.
So this is mom's business. I'm ushered into the room. There's a vinyl covered table much like a massage table. I'm asked to change into a paper gown and lie on my side. She basically shoves this thing up my ** and pumps water in and washes out the pool. It even has a clear section of pipe so you can watch the ** on the way out.
I'm lying there. a kind of surreal feeling. Discussing everything from the weather too politics with a woman whose shoving a pipe up my **.
Eventually the topic was family. Partner. Kids and so on. I'm curious so I ask if kids get hydrotherapy. She says certainly. Her kid who's just started high school has had a weekly cleanse every week of his life.
Woh. I'm a bit taken aback. This kids about 12 and every week he lies down and his mom shoves a pipe up his **. A few more questions and husband too gets the treatment. It's a regular Friday night family activity. What's more she says they always do it the night before traveling so they can get to their destination without having to worry about using public restrooms. You have much more control over your own body she says.
Just a little weird me thinks.
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