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Goldfish of life
I ate my goldfish live, ive been buying lots of goldfish and im convinced everyone i eatadds a year to my life. i havent told anyone because they'll think im crazy but i cant keep going to the same pet store, they recognise me and will want to know why i need so many goldfish
Goldfish have very little nutritional value, even if you are feeding them to other fish. The kind at pet stores are rife with illness usually, so it's never a good idea for anything to eat them.
They will only think you're crazy because you're crazy. Like batshit crazy. Eating goldfish will only expose you to weird bacteria. And nausea.