I got my hands on an old .455 Webley.
I fixed to where it was in working order and I was able to make bullets for it by cutting back .45 long brass. It worked real well.
Along comes this gun collector and he wants to swap for it. He really wanted this vintage old gun. I knew him from way back and I knew he was a good man.
He didn't have anything I wanted and he was short of money so I turned him down. Or did I?
I gave his wife a wrapped present from me and I asked her not to show it to him until Christmas morning.
I gave him the gun and 100 rounds of ammo.