A day in the life of a ** part1

I ** my Goldfish(Albert)!
Its was a gold day in September, And I was bored. My parents were gone so I said ** it. I filled up my exboyfriend/fish's tank with wine and watched him drink. I pulled out my ** and stuck it up his **. He hated it and his ** bleed. 5 minutes later he died and his tank was white. Later that day I ate a bag of doritos and ** my girlfriend...The End

By Anonymous