I sometimes want to slap my best friend. Not because she's stupid because she's super annoying if we're in an argument, she makes herself the victim, and she always hangs out with my little niece instead of me. I honestly, don't get it. She lies about random s***, and she doesn't know how to keep secrets. She talks badly about me behind my back, and she keeps coming to me for advice, but she never uses the f****** advice. She's a f****** askaholic, and if she's reading this, I hope you know that I f****** hate you, you c*** ass, b****.