I inherited a real human articulated skeleton
It's a real human skeleton. My Uncle was a Biology Professor and he owned this thing. He died with no children of his own and I ended up with it.
I keep; it safe in the basement until Holloween comes around and I sit it in a chair. People freak out when they realize its the real thing.
I've tried to donate it but nobody wants it and I've tried to sell it and nobody wants it. I even tried to have it buried but since the skeleton was purchased from an Indian company it's not a legal corpse.
I think I actually will end up selling it to some collector but who wants a whole wired together human skeleton.??
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, " Gimme a beer, and a mop ! "
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