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All ears... and more!
I once took a bunch of pics of myself... my ears in particular. I think ears are **! But also my ** and even my **. I took them to library and made enlarged photocopies - and I accidentally left a couple pics on the photocopier. I raced back to library, but the photos weren't there. But as I was about to leave the library, I saw the librarian placing the photo of my ear on the bulletin board with a note about lost photos! I didn't dare admit they were mine. But I'm thinking of going back there, so I can get them. Fortunately my face isn't in any of them.
Suuuure you "accidentally" left those photos. Too bad nobody took you up on your bid for secret attention.
Yeah, you're right! I went back the next day, and my ear photo was still tacked up behind the front desk. There was a cute girl working there. I told her it was my ear and she took it down and had me turn my head so she could compare. The ear in the photo was enlarged to fill the page so a side-by-side comparison wasn't easy. But she said it looks like a match. Then, she said opened the drawer and pulled out the other photos of mine and asked "are THESE yours too?" as she fanned them out on the counter! Yikes, my ** were on full display, full color, life size! I admitted they were mine and she let me have them back. She smiled. She said I looked "nice" and have nothing to be embarassed about.
I am a ** ** from way back but I ask myself why some people like to shove their ideas onto others. I don't care if you are weird in any way sexual, religious, political whatever I don't give a ** so long as you don't ** up other people who don't share your perverted view.