Fine I’ll admit it...

I remember the day I realized that I was made of liquid metal. That’s when I knew that I had to find the Conner boy.

I knew I was different when I woke up early one morning when I was 10 and it was cold and I was warm in bed and I just p***** the bed

I would have licked your p**** clean for you

But Blaine likes to sit on top of people's stomachs at school recess