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I made a dirty phone call
A few months ago i went for a eye exam. the lady working the front counter was about 45 years old and very attractive. she had long blonde hair and when she stood up i could see she was wearing a mustard colored dress and it clung tightly to her ** body. and those high heels made her legs look great. then i noticed the panty line!. im waiting for my exam with a massive **. as soon as i got to my car i decided to call this woman. i knew she would be the one to answer the phone. i told her how ** she looked in that dress and how i would love to sniff her undies and lick her ** and **. i asked if she was shaved and also asked about her **. she did tell me she wore a thong but wouldnt answer if she was shaved or hairy. im betting she is shaved. anyhow, she hung up and when i got home i took a pair of my step sisters ** and layed in my bed and called the lady back and told her what i was doing. i came so hard i almost blew out the ** of those **
The fact you do not know that the word "I" is capitalized, tells me you are an uneducated 11 yr old troll.
I love phone **
I would love to do that but with caller I D. I won’t
Very true. I made a few like that before technology made it almost impossible.
Only did one lady ask me if I was masturbating. I told her yes. She asked about my **. I asked if she masturbated to which she replied every chance I get. She said she was going to ** now and hung up the phone. I had a wonderful **.
A couple of others listened for a moment. I told them I was stroking my **. Silence then they hung up.