Drunken lawn mowing
So I got totally hammered and for whatever reason decided it was a good idea to mow the lawn in the middle of the night. It was 3 AM. The thing was that it wasn’t even my lawn but my neighbor’s.
Now, trust me, I was in full blackout mode. I had no idea what the h*** I was doing. Well my neighbor came out and said “wtf are you doing!” And a few other people called the cops because by that time I was mowing down a few people’s flowerbeds.
I came to my senses a little but played it cool and told people to relax. The cops kinda p***** me off though, and we got into it and I punched the officer. So he turns off my mower and throws me into the squad car after which I got sick and threw up.
The rest of the night was a blur. I’m thinking there was a full cavity search and my ass was sore and leaking fluid the next morning , but I still can’t believe people got upset about a little night time mowing.