A prayer to Satan

This is my prayer for today:

Old Gods, Demons of H***,
My Lord Satan and Lilith my mistress,
I open my heart and offer my soul.
Give to me the pleasures of the world,
the joys of f******, and every indulgence;
grant me courage to seize the day
and fulfill my desires.

Give me wisdom to avoid bad consequences
while working your wills and drinking
the delicious nectar of wickedness;
help me to deepen my sin each day,
and lead others to your joyous path.

Protect me from YHWH the pretender,
shrinker of c**** and dryer of c****,
he who gives nothing
but rides his worshippers like a leech.
Help me drink deeply of this life,
and serve you in pleasure in H***.

For yours are the old ways,
the ways of the beast —
to live naked under the stars,
feasting and f******, revelling;
loving all and loving life:
that is your call.

And yours is the wisdom,
and the power, and the glory,
on Earth as it is in H***.