Love and Gas
My wife is pretty, and lovable but.... she farts a lot, particularly during lovemaking. It seems to happen more in the standard missionary position but isn't much better in other positions. I'm a good man and good husband with normal sexual needs. It's getting so I dread lovemaking even though I want lovemaking. Sometimes it is like a stinky symphony in the bedroom. Forget any oral lovemaking too. I'm not poking my face down there without a gas mask.