Landlord

I am renting out a space to a 38 year old single mom with two kids. She has trouble making ends meet, so we made other arrangements.
It started out as a b******, but now it is fullblown s**. I think she likes it very much. I know i do.
The problem is: for some reason she turned up pregnant one day. And im not sure if its mine or not.

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  • Now you are eligible to f*** her more - make her a member of your family and live happily ever after.

  • YourFUCKEDnow best you can hope for is free rent for the rest of her life.

  • Trapped

  • Sorry man. You shoulda kept it in her mouth (or her ass). Both ends of the digestive tract almost feel as good but at least it can't produce a baby! LOL.

  • Which part of "single mom" confused you? Women like that have one asset and one asset only. And the rest of us get to spend our lives paying for what comes out of that asset every nine months.

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