Bingo

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home and I was calling bingo numbers. And one woman stood up and started making noises, I asusmed she had won and I started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death.

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  • Life is 100% fatal.

  • Or, cheering her life, since you clap when something wonderful is finished, not when something has begun.

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