A thought:

So, according to Deuteronomy 23:1 if a guy gets gets his privates injured he can't go to heaven. So I'm thinkin', if you hate Christians, or if a male one is p****** you off, kick him in the nuts and be like, "Deuteronomy 32:1 b****!" or something like that.

(Go google it if you want to see for yourself.)

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  • i admit this is funny but its not cool to play with the bible

  • I am so going to so this !!

    I have an annoying born again and again that I'm going to yell at
    "Deuteronomy 32:1 B****!" and then run like h***

  • The ignorance of you kids is almost amusing- except it isn't. get an education.

  • That's quite possibly the funniest f****** thing I've heard all day...

    "Deuteronomy 32:1 B****!" and then run like h***

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